Overview

• Rooney says he and a teenage Coleen dined at David and Victoria Beckham’s home during Beckham’s Real Madrid days and ended up eating kebabs.
• He recalls accidentally bumping young Brooklyn Beckham’s head during that visit, calling the moment surreal before they all sat down to dinner.
• Rooney praises the couple, describing David as a great lad and Victoria as a lovely woman, adding that both are funnier than many would expect.
• He recounts waking to discover Coleen had secretly painted his toenails before his first England meet-up, which a team masseur later spotted to his embarrassment.
• Rooney also describes early-squad teething problems like turning up with the wrong-size boots and says life at home once included Coleen laying out and ironing his clothes.