Overview
- Miles Teller plays both Drew and Jonathan Scott in a Property Brothers–style sketch, with James Austin Johnson as President Trump and Chloe Fineman as Melania.
- The segment lampoons design choices such as gold urns in every room, a Halo-style Trump portrait replacing FDR, a Rose Garden paved to resemble Olive Garden seating, an MMA ring, and a mood board featuring Vladimir Putin and Jabba the Hutt.
- Dialogue includes Trump saying he could build the ballroom with “the bones of my enemies,” declaring it will be ready “just in time for my third term,” and promising “something called coup.”
- The sketch depicts demolition during a government shutdown with park rangers and astronauts doing the work, jokes that deportations left no construction labor, and quotes a budget “between $350 million and infinity.”
- Coverage ties the satire to the real plan to replace the East Wing with a roughly 90,000-square-foot ballroom that Trump says private donors will fund, with a cited poll reporting 56% of Americans oppose the project.