Overview
- Miles Teller portrays both Jonathan and Drew Scott in a pre-taped Property Brothers parody centered on adding a ballroom to the White House.
 - James Austin Johnson appears as President Donald Trump with Chloe Fineman as Melania Trump.
 - Trump declares a budget "between $350 million and infinity," flaunts gold urns and a Halo-style self-portrait, and requests an MMA ring.
 - The sketch jokes that East Wing demolition proceeded during a shutdown using Park Rangers and astronauts after construction workers were deported.
 - The script nods to a third term with a "coup" line and ends with Trump calling ICE on the Canadian brothers when they ask for payment.