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SNL Cold Open Has Johnson’s Trump Pitch ‘Patriot Games,’ Mock Epstein Files and Kennedy Center Renaming

The sketch focuses on Epstein-file redactions by framing a mock “Patriot Games” as a distraction.

Overview

  • James Austin Johnson opened the Dec. 20 Saturday Night Live with a holiday address as President Trump.
  • The bit introduced a White House “Patriot Games” for elite high school athletes, framed as a send-up of a Hunger Games–style spectacle.
  • The script leaned into Epstein-file references, including redaction jokes and a line riffing on “Things a Pedophile Might Do.”
  • Johnson’s Trump touted renaming the Kennedy Center after himself and floated rebranding other monuments like the Lincoln Memorial and Washington Monument.
  • Visual gags included hugging a Christmas tree and a tongue-in-cheek nativity setup, and SNL shared the full cold open online shortly after it aired.