Overview

• Rob Beckett said he joined Mick Jagger’s 82nd birthday celebration at The Rex Rooms in Chelsea as Jimmy Carr’s impromptu plus one
• He recounted arriving after an Oasis reunion concert at Wembley, by which point he had downed six pints of lager, two espresso martinis and more than a bottle of rosé
• Beckett described mingling with Ronnie Wood and his wife, Sally, alongside guests including Sacha Baron Cohen and members of Jagger’s family
• The comedian laughed that four security guards frogmarched him out of the swanky venue after he admitted he was too drunk to stay
• His story, first broadcast on August 13 and picked up by tabloid outlets, remains based solely on his podcast remarks and has not been independently confirmed