Overview
- Wyle’s fake public service announcement aired during his Tuesday appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! days after his first Golden Globe win.
- He opens by saying he is not a real doctor, then delivers knowingly false claims such as a measles shot turning a child into a furry and raw chicken smoothies being healthy.
- The PSA also jokes that 5G towers cause COVID and that taking antibiotics with probiotics creates the “perfect level of biotics,” with Vitamin C dismissed as a scam.
- A staged phone call from the president offers Wyle the CDC directorship, framing the bit as a jab at federal health leadership.
- The segment closes with an announcer calling it a message from the CDC, followed by Wyle declaring, “Astrology is the only true science!”