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Newsom’s ‘Patriot Shop’ Nets Six-Figure Sales as $100 ‘Bible’ Lists Sold Out

The satirical store mirrors Trump’s branding, channeling purchases into his Campaign for Democracy.

Overview

  • Newsom unveiled the online Patriot Shop on Aug. 24 with an all-caps X post declaring it open and “the greatest merchandise ever made.”
  • The lineup copies MAGA aesthetics with a red cap reading “Newsom was right about everything,” a “Trump is not hot” tank, a “Chosen One” tee, and a $100 “Holy Bible” shown as sold out.
  • Newsom said sales quickly topped $100,000, and a spokesperson later told outlets the total surpassed $300,000 in the first 24 hours.
  • The site discloses that purchases are donations to his Campaign for Democracy, with fulfillment handled by Texas-based printer Bright Blue Ink.
  • The gambit intensifies his public clash with the president over redistricting and prior security deployments, drawing criticism from Fox News hosts and a stated plan by Trump to sue over California’s map proposal.