Overview
- Images posted to r/CasualUK show a large table left for weeks in a shared stairwell.
- Neighbours left notes ranging from polite requests to parody, repeatedly calling the table a fire and safety hazard.
- Standout jokes included claims the table "stole my car and murdered my dog" and that it had been "flirting with his wife."
- The post drew about 4,700 upvotes and hundreds of comments on the 2.7 million‑member subreddit, with quips like "Put a rent demand on it" and "Sell it!"
- Coverage advises speaking to the neighbour, then involving the landlord or building manager for removal, and no removal has been confirmed.