Overview
- The sketch assigns the twins to build a new White House ballroom for Donald Trump, portrayed by James Austin Johnson.
- Chloe Fineman appears as Melania Trump, delivering a dry aside about holiday decorations during a tour of the residence.
- Trump’s wish list includes a budget “between $350 million and infinity,” a Halo-style self-portrait and an MMA ring.
- Scene beats fold in a government shutdown and deportations as obstacles to an East Wing demolition.
- The piece closes with lines about a third term and “coup,” followed by Trump calling ICE on the Canadian contractors.