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Mark Simmons Wins Funniest Joke at Edinburgh Fringe with Sailing Pun

The comedian's one-liner tops the list in a public vote, marking his first win after multiple top finishes in previous years.

  • Simmons' winning joke: 'I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.'
  • The joke was chosen by 2,000 members of the public from a shortlist compiled by comedy critics.
  • Simmons has been a regular at the Edinburgh Fringe since 2014, with previous jokes placing in the top 10 multiple times.
  • The award, given by the TV channel U&Dave, has been a Fringe tradition for 15 years.
  • Other top jokes this year included puns about salsa lessons, horse meat, and the Olympics.
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