Overview

• Keeley Hazell’s memoir, Everyone’s Seen My Tits, published August 26, recounts a 2006 incident in which her then-partner allegedly attacked footballer Joe Cole at her family home.
• Hazell writes that the partner, referred to as “Theo,” assaulted Cole after finding him asleep in her bed, and she recalls Cole appearing in tabloids the next day with a black eye.
• She alleges the same ex released a sex tape in 2007 as revenge after their breakup, describing widespread online sharing and lasting humiliation.
• Tabloid coverage has identified “Theo” as former footballer and bodybuilder Lloyd Miller, who told the Daily Mail he was surprised by the account and described himself as a changed man.
• The reports largely draw from memoir excerpts and tabloid sourcing, and there is no detailed public response from Joe Cole in the cited coverage.