Overview

• Riot Fest announced that Stamos has tentatively agreed to play drums with The Beach Boys on Sept. 20 during the festival’s 20th anniversary.
• His conditional appearance depends on the festival meeting a list of demands, including a John Stamos body pillow, a nude painting of Bea Arthur, and unlimited hummus in a Gibson guitar case.
• Festival founder Mike Petryshyn pledged to get a John Stamos tattoo as part of the effort to satisfy the actor’s requests.
• Stamos’s long-running collaborations with The Beach Boys as a guest drummer make the proposed role a natural fit despite its tongue-in-cheek origins.
• Riot Fest says it will make every effort in the coming weeks to fulfill the demands before providing on-stage confirmation of Stamos’s attendance.