Overview

• Joe, 44, broke into a random Davenport house on June 9 after a fight with his wife four days earlier.
• A neighbor assigned to watch the vacant home reported suspicious activity to Polk County deputies.
• Officers found him cooking dinner and relaxing in a freshly drawn bath, prompting a Goldilocks reference by officials.
• He admitted to deputies that he had no permission to be there and did not know the homeowner.
• He is charged with felony unarmed burglary, misdemeanor petit theft and domestic battery.